Something reminded me of a prank call my neighbors used to get periodically when we were kids. It went something like this:

*ring* "Hello?"

"Hi, Mr. Wood? How are you?"

"I'm fine."

"And Mrs. Wood and all the little splinters?" *click*

They used to laugh, and I chuckled today when I thought about it. To my knowledge, they never found out who made those calls. And, no, it wasn't me, and I don't know who did it.